Pissed-off
Consider this my formal complaint:
I absolutely hate the way SM uses those water-free urinals.
Its not that I’m against saving water and all. I’m just wondering what standard they use when determining how high to put those things. Here’s the problem: I’m not too tall, and those things are placed just a wee bit too high. They almost cup my balls - one of the last things you want to happen with a public restroom urinal. I think I can handle splashes and stuff, but ball-cupping is beyond anything I can reasonably handle.
So there. SM, hear my rant, and fire that tall bastard you’ve got installing your urinals.