Pissed-off

Consider this my formal complaint:

I absolutely hate the way SM uses those water-free urinals.

Its not that I’m against saving water and all.  I’m just wondering what standard they use when determining how high to put those things. Here’s the problem:  I’m not too tall, and those things are placed just a wee bit too high.  They almost cup my balls - one of the last things you want to happen with a public restroom urinal.  I think I can handle splashes and stuff, but ball-cupping is beyond anything I can reasonably handle.
So there.  SM, hear my rant, and fire that tall bastard you’ve got installing your urinals.